[Ring. Ring.]

Hello?

Heard this was the place to score the stuff.

How much you need?

’Bout 50. Having a tasting party.

Not a problem. Want the rundown?

Sure — wouldn’t want anyone freakin’ out.

Don’t worry, the dog’s not gonna start talking. Miracle fruit they call it. Grows on a tree, just like any other fruit. Pop one in your mouth and for the next one to two hours, lemons, limes — anything sour — are gonna taste sweet as candy. A cafe in Japan sells a sour dessert with one, and cancer patients eat them to combat the metallic taste they get from chemo.

Will any kind of food taste different?

People’s reactions vary. Put out some goat cheese, beer, tomatoes, anything with bite: Half the fun is finding out which foods and drinks make your taste buds the happiest.

What if things start to get out of hand?

If anyone reaches for the Windex, just say no.

Available by phone order (954-270-7884) or e-mail pearlcurtmozie@bellsouth.net.