Online - April 02, 2007

What Lies Beneath

Problem-Solving Underthings

Some things you know about but wish you didn’t: camel toes, muffin tops, high beams.

Before you’re forced to reckon with coin slots and sheer shock, too, get acquainted with Nearly Nudes, a line of invisible and supportive underthings from Down Under.

They have solutions for just about any fashion mishap. Don’t turn your nose up just yet. They do the trick while still being feminine and comfortable (i.e., you won’t look like a stuffed sausage in them).

Wearing a hot little mini dress on your date tonight? Avoid unattractive bulges with the skinny strap slip. Dropped this month’s rent on a stunning halter gown? Invest in a halter neck tank to steer clear of a nip slip. Perhaps you weren’t blessed with perky tatas? There are inserts and a strapless bra that will give you some extra oomph. Bumming about your saggy rear? Briefs will lift and hold to perfection.

’Cause everybody likes a little junk in the trunk.

Available online at catrionamackechnie.com or zodee.com. To see styles, go to nearlynude.com.au.

P.S. Thanks to all you April Fools who wrote in about Friday’s article on WholesomeWear.