This weekend, the fools rush in.

GET
Endangered Wildlife Ringtones
What: Hear the sounds of rare and endangered species every time someone calls, courtesy of the Center for Biological Diversity.
Why: Heed the call to help the animals.
Where: Online at rareearthtones.org.

LISTEN
Kaiser Chiefs
What: Football-loving Brit rockers make good with their new album, Yours Truly, Angry Mob.
Why: Hail to the chiefs.
Where: Online at amazon.com.

DRINK
JavaPop
What: Organic coffee soda made with fair trade beans in flavors like hazelnut, vanilla, and caramel.
Why: Pop your top and feel good about it.
Where: Online at javapop.com.

BUY
Hello Yarn
What: Hand-dyed and handspun yarn, plus the supplies to make your own stuff.
Why: It’ll have you at hello.
Where: Online at helloyarn.com.

EAT
Platine Cookies
What: All-natural, made-to-order snickerdoodles, chocolate gingersnaps, and brownies.
Why: A spoonful of sugar …
Where: Online at platinecookies.com.