The last time you got high, you were on your hands and knees in a bathroom.
No, Pete Doherty wasn’t crashing at your pad. You were just scrubbing your tub with bleach — and all of a sudden you felt … a little … woozy…
Perhaps it’s time to come to your senses and find some help. Our suggestion? Maid Green. Peter Nahed started the family-owned and -operated organic cleaning service after he tired of seeing his mother, Claudia, get sick so often from her job as a housekeeper. Now she’s in tip-top shape, as the two use only orange-based cleaning products and microfiber cloths and mops.
You might be leery when your place doesn’t reek of chemicals, but rest assured it’s clean as a whistle. And if you’ve got to have some kind of scent to prove the bacteria have left the building, they’ll leave a few natural air fresheners behind.
After all, no one said quitting was going to be easy.
Maid Green (305-757-0575 or maidgreen.com).