Fairy Godmother: Fifteen minutes ’til ball time. Pumpkin’s waiting.

Cinderella: But these Tartufo truffles just appeared. They aren’t in stores; they’re custom ordered. So, like, the ball’s not such a big deal now. Might just stay home.

Fairy G: Um, hello? The chariot? The dress? You do know those slippers are genuine glass, honey.

Cindy: I know, but these truffles are genuine white and dark chocolate with organic cream. The Istanbul blends smoky sumac, mint, and dark chocolate; the Wicked Karma spikes dark chocolate with cayenne, Mexican cinnamon, orange, and ginger.

Fairy G: The only wicked karma you’ll meet is if you don’t board that gourd.

Cindy: You know what you need? Finster’s Mojito: white chocolate with yerba buena, rum, and lime. Or the Shokora: white chocolate infused with green tea — totally Zen.

Fairy G: Give me that box, you ungrateful scullery maid. Hey, is that coconut?

Cindy: Uh huh. Now look who’s begging for a ball.

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