Spin the roulette wheel in Vegas and all you’re likely to walk away with is a loathing for black and red color schemes. And slots? There are better things to stare at than spinning fruit (hello, drink boy).
But even the most cursed will get lucky at the Fabulous Casino Car Wash. Full-service washes include the Roulette, Jackpot, and Texas Hold ’Em — and they all come with a 48-hour clean car guarantee (go ahead, pigeon, make your move). Plus, come in on your birthday and get a free wash.
While you wait, take your pick of nongambling slot machines like The Terminator and Godzilla King of the Monsters or peruse the pimp-your-auto collection, which includes air fresheners like blinged-out flip-flops, plush animals, and one that simply states “Ride it like you own it.”
What other car wash has vibrating chairs and cherry Screwballs?
Looks like you just got lucky.
The Fabulous Casino Car Wash, 11705 Biscayne Boulevard (305-893-8345).