June 13, 2007

Flat Lands

London Sole Opens

London Sole calling to Miami Beach.
Now they’re open, and the boutique loves feet.
London Sole calling to Ocean Drive.
Step out of your platforms, circulation’s deprived.
London Sole calling, don’t crunch your toes.
Cozy ballet flats, cure blister woes.
London Sole calling, try the Harriet.
Major toe cleavage, you’ll love it we bet.

The flat age is coming, the Lowcut’s just right.
It’s a uni-shoe, so slip ’em on with no fight.
There’s patent leather croc and shimmery nubuck,
’Cause London Sole’s open, and you, you live by the ocean.

London Sole calling out to unhappy feet,
Check the bow-wrapped Camilla, simply so sweet.
London Sole calling to the flip-flop weary.
The Jo-B’s soft suede, it’ll make you teary.
London Sole calling, and you’ll want to shout,
“A pair of each, por favor,” to score slipper clout.
London Sole calling, you’ve got your eye on the prize.
Stash your heels away and try these on for size.

London Sole, 760 Ocean Drive, number 5, Miami Beach (305-674-8688 or londonsole.com).