This weekend’s strictly for our ninjas. SEE Tiny Ninja Talmud Theater What: The ancient Jewish text brought to life via miniature Asian warriors. Why: Should be good for a nunchuckle. When: Sat., 9:15 p.m. Where: The Moore Building, 4040 NE 2nd Ave., Design District. Info online at sobejewish.org. Rewind/Fast Forward Film and Video Festival What: Screenings of works celebrating all things South Florida. Why: There was life before Crockett and Tubbs. When: Fri.-Sun. Where: Miami Dade Public Library, 101 W. Flagler St., Downtown. Info at 305-375-1505. HEAR Dear Diary What: Lesley Arfin reads from her book, a collection of diary entries about the awkwardness of adolescence that first appeared in Vice mag. Why: Smells like teen angst. When: Thurs., 8 p.m. Where: Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables (305-442-4408). GIVE Morgan Miller Shoe Drive What: Donate a pair of lightly worn shoes to Soles4Souls and get 20 percent off merch; two pairs get you 30 percent off. Why: Benevolence, not blisters. When: Thru Sept. 30. Where: 1634 Euclid Ave., Miami Beach (305-672-6658). DANCE FM What: DJs, Malibu rum sno-cones, and artist-designed putt-putt holes. Why: Party with frequency. When: Sat., 6-11 p.m. Where: Upper Eastside Garden, 7244 Biscayne Blvd. (305-984-3231).