This weekend’s strictly for our ninjas.
Tiny Ninja Talmud Theater
What: The ancient Jewish text brought to life via miniature Asian warriors.
Why: Should be good for a nunchuckle.
When: Sat., 9:15 p.m.
Where: The Moore Building, 4040 NE 2nd Ave., Design District. Info online at sobejewish.org.
Rewind/Fast Forward Film and Video Festival
What: Screenings of works celebrating all things South Florida.
Why: There was life before Crockett and Tubbs.
Where: Miami Dade Public Library, 101 W. Flagler St., Downtown. Info at 305-375-1505.
What: Lesley Arfin reads from her book, a collection of diary entries about the awkwardness of adolescence that first appeared in Vice mag.
Why: Smells like teen angst.
When: Thurs., 8 p.m.
Where: Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables (305-442-4408).
Morgan Miller Shoe Drive
What: Donate a pair of lightly worn shoes to Soles4Souls and get 20 percent off merch; two pairs get you 30 percent off.
Why: Benevolence, not blisters.
When: Thru Sept. 30.
Where: 1634 Euclid Ave., Miami Beach (305-672-6658).
What: DJs, Malibu rum sno-cones, and artist-designed putt-putt holes.
Why: Party with frequency.
When: Sat., 6-11 p.m.
Where: Upper Eastside Garden, 7244 Biscayne Blvd. (305-984-3231).