Miami - September 10, 2007

Hello, Angels

The Jainesse Denim Jumpsuit

Episode: “The Human Jeanome Project”

The girls saunter in after a long day of shopping, hair freshly feathered. The phone rings: It’s Charlie, and he’s got a mission for his Angels.

An evil clothing designer with an Eastern bloc accent has stolen the pattern for Jainesse’s signature denim jumpsuit to create cheap knockoffs for wholesale membership warehouses. The authentic jumpsuit is hidden somewhere in the designer’s sweatshop.

The Angels’ mission: duh, to find it.

The ladies decide to pose as assembly line workers, so they sneak to the back to change and grab a Tab. Jill hits the wrong button on the vending machine, which opens to a secret room where the Angels discover a gold box.

Inside is the authentic jumpsuit. Sabrina slips it on, and the Angels admire its subtle puffed sleeves and curve-accentuating shape. The other two want to try it on, but Sabrina says there’s no time, knowing full well she’s never taking it off.

She always was the smart one.

Available at Lola Boutique, 756 Arthur Godfrey Road, Miami Beach (305-534-2550); 2584 Northeast Miami Gardens Drive, Aventura (305-933-8666).