September 19, 2007

Green Piece

Neoteric Home Ecofriendly Patio Furniture

Dear Parentals,

Remember the time Cousin Amy was so excited about the pool she ran into the closed sliding glass doors? Or when Aunt Linda’s boob popped out of her suit while she was trying to climb on the inflatable alligator? There are things about the family patio we’ll always love.

Then there’s that furniture. The lounge chair cushions? Straight out of Magnum, P.I. It’s time for an upgrade, and we know just where to start.

Neoteric Home, which opened last month in the Design District, is a collection of chic yet affordable patio pieces made entirely of ecofriendly materials like Viro fiber, which is not only nontoxic and recyclable but also extremely resistant to direct sunlight and other weather conditions.

There are styles for both big and small outdoor spaces, which means your loving, condo-dwelling children can partake as well.

Don’t worry, we’ll still come over on Sundays — as long as Aunt Linda keeps her clothes on.

Love,
Your Water Babies

Neoteric Home, 35 Northeast 40th Street (305-438-2842 or neoterichome.com).