The Weekend Guide

Let your freak flag fly.

Spiegelworld Auditions
What: Start practicing — the traveling cabaret is looking for acrobats, bearded folk, and anyone else with sideshow appeal.
Why: That third nipple deserves to shine.
When: Mon., 11 a.m.
Where: The penthouse at The Raleigh, 1775 Collins Ave.

Ouzo’s Mediterranean Bistro

What: The former Normandy Isle Greek fave is open for business in its new locale.
Why: Out with the old, in with the baba ghanoush.
When: Daily, 6 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 1766 Bay Rd., Miami Beach (305-604-0008). 

What: The line’s new Time Response Pure Essence 100 Skin Renewal Serum is rich with green tea flower essential oil.
Why: Age is just a number: 19.
When: Next time someone calls you m’am.
Where: Neiman Marcus, Bal Harbour Shops, 9700 Collins Ave. (305-865-6161).

Tinte Cosmetics
Nikki Pink face pearls, Double Bubble lip shine, and Bubble Gum lip color; 40 percent of proceeds go to Susan G. Komen for the Cure.
Why: Channel your inner Molly Ringwald.
When: Thru Oct. 31.
Where: Cool Jane, 14760 Biscayne Blvd. (305-949-6180).

Dashboard Cookies
Park your car in the sun, put dough on cookie sheet, place on dashboard, bake (about two to three hours), and eat.
Why: Drop it like it’s hot.
When: It reaches 95 degrees or more.
Where: Ever cookies are craved.