They called you Dewey Decimal System when you wore puff sleeves, asked where your horse was when you busted out the riding pants and black boots.

If only Camilla Norrback had your back then. The Swedish designer’s autumn/winter ecoluxury collection incorporates both male and female elements and was inspired by “female pioneers throughout the ages.” High-waisted trousers make for a modernized Mae West; bibbed blouses channel an evolutionary Emily Dickinson.

Natural fabrics include ecological cotton jersey, woven cotton, alpaca, wool, and untreated cashmere. Most are produced to meet environment-friendly standards: Pigments aren’t released into the groundwater, and finished materials don’t contain toxins or heavy metals.

In which case they might’ve asked for some of your granola bar.

Oh, they’re just green with envy.

Available at Crimson Carbon, 524 Washington Avenue, suite 101, Miami Beach (305-538-8262). Receive a free Use a Reusable Bag, B*tch tote with any Camilla Norrback purchase. To see styles, go to camillanorrback.com.