November 23, 2007

Panty Rave

Agent Provocateur Opens

It’s not that you’re opposed to making a sex tape. It’s that you’re such a perfectionist: the perfect soundtrack (a little Yeah Yeah Yeahs, a little Chris Isaak), the perfect script (nouvelle vague meets film noir), and, of course, the perfect outfit.

That’s where Agent Provocateur comes in. The upscale lingerie outfitter opens its first Miami boutique today, so you can get your crotchless panties (yes, they’ve got those) out of a bunch.

The store is adorned with a Murano chandelier, glass-mirrored furniture, and deep blue decorations inspired by the female body.

AP sells perfect gifts like perfume, music, candles, and beauty products. But the real gifts (for yourself and your bed buddy) are the delicate, lacy knickers, naughty pasties and masks, and old school suspender belts and corsets. Grab one of AP’s picture storybooks, like Lessons in Lingerie or The Lady of the Manor, for inspiration.

And … action! You’re so ready for your close-up.

Agent Provocateur, Bal Harbour Shops, 9700 Collins Avenue (305-865-3909 or agentprovocateur.com).