Miami - January 28, 2008

Ta-Ta for Now

Winkee Cleavage Cover

While every other woman in Miami is trying to show off hers, you’re trying your hardest to keep your (all natural) girls under wraps.

And V-necks. And halters.

The thought of wearing a turtleneck in 95 percent humidity, however, gives you cleavage condensation. Lucky for you and yours, there’s the Winkee. Like a dickey for your boobs (now that’s an image), it allows you to bend over with confidence, receive direct eye contact from the opposite sex, and go from business to badaboom with just a few snaps.

The procedure: Wrap Winkee, which looks like the front of a thong and comes in black or ivory (ruched or lace trimmed), around your bra (diaper style), fasten using adhesive Winkeedots, and put on bra and favorite (unintentionally) suggestive top.

Everything stays in place. No matter how big your bazooms happen to be.

We wouldn’t want you to get busted.

Available online at thewinkee.com.