March 12, 2008

Red-Letter Day

RedKiwi Opens

Dear Yogurt,

I hate to do this via e-mail, but it’s over. Julie found out about us.

Turns out, she’s gained five pounds since you and I fell in love. You said you were good for me? You lied.

Anyhow, I found someone new. We met at RedKiwi in Coconut Grove (it’s new). Unlike you, my new paramour — all-natural frozen yogurt — has only fourteen calories an ounce, so it doesn’t make me feel bad about myself.

My true love has everything to satisfy me: green tea, chocolate, strawberry, and tangy plain yogurt. And if I want to spice things up, I can add crunchy dry cereal, fresh bananas, blueberries, raspberries, or kiwis to the mix.

I don’t mean to be superficial, but looks do matter. From now on, the only thing I want inside me is delicious RedKiwi.

Best of luck,
Stomach

RedKiwi, 3117 Commodore Plaza, Coconut Grove (305-446-2696).