And now, a DailyCandy exclusive with the Ornamentation Firm of Bells and Whistles. DC: What an honor it is to meet the duo behind the Hello Kitty toaster and pink pubic hair. Bells: Don’t forget the Happy Meal. That was us. DC: What of the rumors of a rift with Help, the new line of minimalist, gimmick-free first aid? Whistles: Losers. Bells: We pitched great ideas — SpongeBob acetaminophen pills, scratch-and-sniff bandages — but no dice. Some BS about how people want great products without all the — well, you know. DC: Yes. And they donate 5 percent of profits to insuring the uninsured. Whistles: Whatevs. I did take one for a headache yesterday, and it worked. DC: So you’ll continue using their products? Whistles: Hells, yeah. It’s an election year. Bells: We need all the help we can get. Available online at helpineedhelp.com.