Miami - May 16, 2008

It’s Just the Dog in Me, Baby

Woof Gang Bakery

Princess Foxy: Does this collar make me look fat?

Captain Jack: No, but your belly does.

Foxy: Oh, yeah? Your eyes are filled with goop!

Jack: Let’s not point paws. All I’m saying is you’ll like Woof Gang Bakery. My pal Austin, remember the English bulldog? He just opened a full-service doggie joint with his peeps, Manuel and Zulema Chaves. Along with all-natural dog food and healthy snacks, they have swanky beds, life jackets, spa treatments (hasta la vista, fleas), and crystal-studded collars.

Foxy: Are you trying to get me to dress up as Princess Leia again?

Jack: Yes, but it’s more than that. There’s a dining room table awash with treats made by the in-house baker — and they deliver. On the menu: paw lickin’ chicken, snicker poodle, BBQ beef bone, cheese dog, and pumpkin pie fire hydrant.

Foxy: Ooh, baby. I want to jump them bones.

Woof Gang Bakery, Key Colony Plaza, 200 Crandon Boulevard, suite 105, Key Biscayne (305-365-1230 or woofgangbakery.com).