July 1, 2008

The Empress’s Nude Clothes

Nude Clothing Collection

There was an empress who lived on Fisher Island.

One day, two designers promised to weave her the most beautiful clothes in the kingdom.

Weeks later, as she paraded up Ocean Drive wearing the designs, onlookers gawked at the sight of her in the Nude. Yes, Nude, the new collection from Italian duo Luana Rivi and Marinella Sighinolfi.

Diners at Prime 112 whispered, “Look at those pantaloon shorts! The brown puff legs cuff at the knee! The elaborate sash waist!”

Outside News Cafe, they gasped, “Did you see the bright orange sleeveless turtleneck? So becoming!”

Stopping in front of The Tides, the empress proclaimed, “There are also bubble shorts, a cap-sleeve top with a thick rope neckline, and a beige shoulder-baring cape.”

The subjects were grateful she exposed herself.

Available at Oyuki, 7418 Biscayne Boulevard (305-403-1500 or oyukionline.com).