July 24, 2008

The Weekend Guide

What to Do This Weekend

Don’t be a voyeur. Join in.

WATCH
Pizza Porn Party
What: The Upper East Side Garden throws a hoedown with grub from Che Sopranos, free beer, and Benny Hill flicks.
Why: There’s sausage on top.
When: Fri., 7 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 7244 Biscayne Blvd. (305-984-3231).

WONDER
Slava’s Snowshow
What: The Russian clown and his circus spectacular debut in Miami.
Why: It’s a winter wonderland.
When: Thurs.-Aug. 17.
Where: Adrienne Arsht Center, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. (305-949-6722).

EAT
Taste of the Nation
What: Fare from 40 of Miami’s top toques, along with quality vino and live music.
Why: All proceeds go to fighting childhood hunger.
When: Thurs., 7 p.m.
Where: The Ritz-Carlton, Key Biscayne, 455 Grand Bay Dr. Info at 877-268-2783. Tickets online at shareourstrengthsouthflorida.org.

DRINK
MyOpenBar.com
What: New-to-Miami website that blabs the location of parties serving free (or nearly free) cocktails.
Why: You’re a really cheap date.
When: After checking your account balance.
Where: Throughout Miami.

SWIRL
Wine, Woman & Song
What: Azul hosts a wine tasting for the ladies, complete with gourmet snacks and gift bags.
Why: Wine not?
When: Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m.
Where: Mandarin Oriental, 500 Brickell Key Dr. R.S.V.P. to 305-913-8358.