Don’t be a voyeur. Join in. WATCH Pizza Porn Party What: The Upper East Side Garden throws a hoedown with grub from Che Sopranos, free beer, and Benny Hill flicks. Why: There’s sausage on top. When: Fri., 7 p.m.-midnight. Where: 7244 Biscayne Blvd. (305-984-3231). WONDER Slava’s Snowshow What: The Russian clown and his circus spectacular debut in Miami. Why: It’s a winter wonderland. When: Thurs.-Aug. 17. Where: Adrienne Arsht Center, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. (305-949-6722). EAT Taste of the Nation What: Fare from 40 of Miami’s top toques, along with quality vino and live music. Why: All proceeds go to fighting childhood hunger. When: Thurs., 7 p.m. Where: The Ritz-Carlton, Key Biscayne, 455 Grand Bay Dr. Info at 877-268-2783. Tickets online at shareourstrengthsouthflorida.org. DRINK MyOpenBar.com What: New-to-Miami website that blabs the location of parties serving free (or nearly free) cocktails. Why: You’re a really cheap date. When: After checking your account balance. Where: Throughout Miami. SWIRL Wine, Woman & Song What: Azul hosts a wine tasting for the ladies, complete with gourmet snacks and gift bags. Why: Wine not? When: Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Where: Mandarin Oriental, 500 Brickell Key Dr. R.S.V.P. to 305-913-8358.