Miami - September 30, 2008

Soap Dish

Bethesda Sunscreen Soap

You used to be able to coerce him into slathering you with sunscreen.

But he wised up to the labor intensiveness.

Next time lure him in with a steamy shower a deux. Then wash up with Bethesda Sunscreen Soap, a new cleanser that contains a minimum of SPF 10. Just shower like you usually do (we hope) and it protects your parts.

How’s it work? It’s infused with fairy dust and zinc oxide. Plus, it’s hypoallergenic, contains more than 50 vitamins, and — unlike oily sun lotion — doesn’t smell like a greasy cabana boy orgy.

The fine folks at Bethesda also offer the Melanie policy, a free bar for anyone affected by cancer.

UV protection is important, so lather up good.

Just don’t drop the soap.

Available online at bethesdaskincare.com.