Despite your useless major (subprime mortgage studies, pshaw), you did learn lots in college.
Like Southern Comfort is in no way comforting.
Making you look unaccomplished: design prodigy Austin Jade Murray. The 19-year-old was accepted at Istituto Marangoni in Paris, worked for Adrienne Landau and Nanette Lepore, and then launched her debut women’s wear collection, Austin Jade.
Pairing classic silhouettes with eye-popping colors (lime, fuchsia, turquoise), the local overachiever’s line of beach-ready frocks is made from 100 percent silk chiffon.
Take a romantic stroll in the flowing Bondi dress with elbow-length poet sleeves. Hit the sand in the Saint Barts, a backless, floor-length halter. Or class up shorts with the reversible Riviera top (wear it forward for a Victorian collar, backward for a cleavage-baring bow).
At last, a useful double major.
Available at RikRak, 1428 Brickell Avenue, Brickell (305-371-5577 or rikrak.com); Style Lab, 5580 Northeast Fourth Court (305-756-1010 or stylelabmiami.com). To see styles, go to austinjade.com. Trunk show tonight, 7-10 p.m., at Kitchen 305, 16701 Collins Avenue, Sunny Isles Beach (305-749-2110).