Treasure Trove

We’ve been meaning to tell you for years.

No matter how juicy your badonkadonk, no one looks good in a pink terrycloth sweat suit.

But you can still get your leisure on with Trove clothing. The new ecofriendly collection of T-shirts, tanks, and sweats is made of soft, 100 percent organic cotton.

In black or white, the long-sleeve Sam tee is subtly sexy, thanks to the thin fabric and off-the-shoulder neckline (very Flashdance). A step up from a hoodie, the Chuck button-down cardigan has cropped sleeves and minipockets.

The pieces are embellished with eco-conscious graphics: Sleeves bear the word “protect” (as in, the Earth) and circle prints depict black birds silhouetted against a blue sky. Plus, Trove uses PVC-free zippers, food-grade dyes, water-based inks, and recycled yarn.

So you won’t look like an ass clown.

Available at Scoop, 1901 Collins Avenue, South Beach (305-532-5929 or scoopnyc.com); online at swayandcake.com. To see styles, go to troveclothing.com.