We’ve been meaning to tell you for years.
No matter how juicy your badonkadonk, no one looks good in a pink terrycloth sweat suit.
But you can still get your leisure on with Trove clothing. The new ecofriendly collection of T-shirts, tanks, and sweats is made of soft, 100 percent organic cotton.
In black or white, the long-sleeve Sam tee is subtly sexy, thanks to the thin fabric and off-the-shoulder neckline (very Flashdance). A step up from a hoodie, the Chuck button-down cardigan has cropped sleeves and minipockets.
The pieces are embellished with eco-conscious graphics: Sleeves bear the word “protect” (as in, the Earth) and circle prints depict black birds silhouetted against a blue sky. Plus, Trove uses PVC-free zippers, food-grade dyes, water-based inks, and recycled yarn.
So you won’t look like an ass clown.