Girl: One more sugar-rimmed pink cocktail and I’m going to barf. Frankly, girl’s night out blows.
Bartender: Want some Ty Ku instead?
Girl: Oh, I don’t take drugs from strangers.
Bartender: Actually, it’s a premium liqueur made from Asian vodka called soju. It’s enhanced with superfruits and teas like yuzu, mangosteen, Tibetan goji berry, and ginseng.
Girl: The anti-intoxicants?
Bartender: Antioxidants, plus vitamins and amino acids. And it’s got a nice citrus flavor profile, as we in the biz like to say. It’s great straight, on the rocks, or mixed in a margarita or mojito.
Girl: Ech. Already drank my cocktail calorie quota.
Bartender: Ty Ku is low-cal, low-sugar, low-carb. Less than 100 calories a serving. Plus, check this out.
Girl: Is that a green glow?
Bartender: Yup, world’s only illuminating bottle. It’s won all kinds of design awards.
Girl: How very cosmopolitan.
Served at Enso, 433 Lincoln Road, South Beach (305-534-3676); Philippe, Gansevoort South, 2305 Collins Avenue, South Beach (305-674-0250). Bottles available at Azul Spirits & Wine, 1414 20th Street, South Beach (305-538-2985). For more information, go to trytyku.com.