Miami - August 31, 2009

Hair of the Dog

TeaCups Puppies & Boutique Punk Rock Dog Grooming

When you moved to Miami, the beautiful people made you suddenly self-conscious.

I’m too short. My calves are weird. My D cups are small.

Just imagine how your dog felt. Give Fido a punk rock makeover at TeaCups Puppies & Boutique. The giant pet mecca has added couture grooming to its roster.

Canine stylists can give your pooch a funky cut (a Mohawk!) and dye job. The rainbow of available colors is FDA approved, nontoxic, specially formulated for dogs and cats, and lasts up to six weeks. Princess Snickerdoodle can get highlights — just the ears, tail, etc. — or the full monty.

Also on offer: nail pawlish (aw!) and tattoos (custom designs that wash out with one shampoo). Complete the look with duds from designers like Christian Audigier and Juicy Couture.

’Cause nothing says “Welcome to Miami” like a hot pink terry cloth sweat suit.

TeaCups Puppies & Boutique, 8991 Taft Street, Pembroke Pines (954-436-2110 or teacupspuppies.com).