After coming to terms with your startling lack of skills (useless law degree!), you’ve narrowed down your recession-proof job options to two choices.

Sexy crime fighter it is! Start training at Biscayne Boxing. In addition to kickboxing, spinning, and body sculpting classes, the new gym packs a different sort of punch — a full-size boxing ring and an octagon cage for mixed martial arts.

Founding partner and head ass-kicker Mickey Demos (voted best personal trainer by the Miami New Times) teaches private or small group boxing classes along with a (soon-to-come) boxing-Pilates mash-up. Type A personalities can unwind in the octagon with Ultimate Fighting-style sparring.

Post-workout primping (a must in your new field) is made easy by locker rooms armed with makeup stations, blow-dryers, and hair straighteners.

So you can hit the streets with a one-two punch.

Biscayne Boxing & Fitness Club, 7200 Biscayne Boulevard, Upper East Side (305-754-5130 or biscayneboxing.com).

Photo: Courtesy of Biscayne Boxing