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The Weekend Guide

You’re not just going to July around all weekend, are you?

SEE
Translucence: Watercolor Show
What:
Works by South Florida and Portland artists, music, and Japanese cookies.
Why: Enjoy a brush with greatness.
When: Thru Aug. 17. Opening night, Sat., ...

Pretty Ugly

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Remember that line (and how you hated her anyway)?

Sure, there’s plenty of upside to being a Betty (never dreading the Snapfish photo album or bikini shopping), but there are definitely some downers: getting ...

Room for Improvment

Your tendency to deliver punch lines too early or too late has friends calling you Borat (how original). And why does the perfect witty remark always come to mind after you’ve left the party?

The jerk store hasn’t called looking ...

The Weekend Guide

Feel the sparkler burn.

SEE
The Sky Is Yellow
What:
Works exploring illusion and reality, truth and perception.
Why: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
When: Fri.-Aug. 12.
Where: ArtCenter/South Florida, 800 Lincoln Rd. (305-674-8278).

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The Weekend Guide

Let freedom ring in the weekend.

HEAR
Joan Jett
What: The Marlins play the Braves, put another dime in the jukebox (baby), after.
Why: Don’t hate yourself for loving her.
When: Sat., 7 p.m. (game time).
Where: Dolphin Stadium, ...

The Weekend Guide

Is that a party in your pocket, or are you just happy to see the weekend?

ROCK
Icky Thump
What:
The latest offering from The White Stripes is now available for your listening pleasure.
Why: Always bet on Jack.
When:

The Weekend Guide

Top Chef Miami just premiered: Time to pack your knives and cut a rug.

PARTY
Heroine

What: New all-girl party with chick bands and contests (this week: most unique tattoo).
Why: Sounds inky.
When: Fri., 10 p.m.-3 a.m.
Where: Amendment ...

That’s Sketchy

You and Picasso? Nothing in common. (Your blue periods consist of Melrose Place marathons). Neither van Gogh: Self-mutilation is so not you. (The nose piercing was enough.)

The one artist you can relate to is Orlando-based Dallas Shaw. The young ...