Spike: Happy birthday, Dru.

Drusilla: You shouldn’t have.

Spike: You turn 657 just once.

Drusilla: Must you constantly remind me that I’m 104 years older than you? Hand over my present. Unwraps gift. Sweet A-negative! A Victorian-inspired necklace by Rella! I’ve ...

You’ve always been a night owl.

But 51 straight days without a sunrise? You’re a dancing queen, not the princess of darkness.

Reschedule that trip to Finland and shimmy over to Marimekko, an entire boutique (the second in the U.S.) filled ...

Ho, ho, ho — and a bottle of fun.

BUY
Krelwear Sample Sale
What: Scoop up local designer Karelle Levy’s one-of-a-kind, hand-woven pieces for your next soiree.
Why: It’s okay to be knit-picky.
When: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Thru Dec. 22.

Paradise does have its drawbacks (hurricanes, humidity, pasty Germans in Speedos).

Take the season usually synonymous with hot chocolate and sleigh rides, for example. While the rest of the country is bundled up in wool, you’re still baring a bikini ...

Olympic Shot Putter, Best Actress, Texas Ranger. Titles you won’t be receiving anytime, um, ever.

Just because you can’t chuck an eight-pound metal ball or bust a swift roundhouse doesn’t mean you don’t deserve gold — in the form of something ...

You scurried to Saks for Kate’s bag. Schlepped to Boca for Gwyneth’s necklace. Forsook groceries (for a month) to buy Heidi’s boots.

But procreating for fashion? Even you have to draw the line somewhere.

Luckily, you have plenty of pals ...

Saran wrap, foil, twine, rope, twisty ties — your arsenal. You don’t just wrap and tie packages with a bow; you totally mummify them.

And nothing (from banana bread to bicycles) is safe. Yourself included. (Like your wardrobe: sarongs, saris, ...