Memories of Saturday afternoons in the mall. New jean shorts. Freshly crimped bangs. Ready to spend someone else’s hard-earned money on Guess jeans, a slice from Sbarro, and the most perfect summer beverage ever created.

That would be you, Orange ...

This weekend, do things your way.

DRINK
Frank Sinatra Wine Tasting
What: Wines from Italy and France accompanied by a film of an Ol’ Blue Eyes concert in Princess Grace-era Monaco.
Why: Want some croon with that cheese?
When: Sat., 7:30-10 ...

There’s bad frosted: Judith Light’s Who’s the Boss? hair, your lips that same year.

There’s good frosted: that vodka you keep in the freezer, the glass door to the bathroom you share with two other people.

And then there’s great

You love your dive bars. The dimmer the lights, the sketchier the bathrooms, the better.

Of course, roughing it does have its disadvantages: no one you’d even think about leaving with (or even wanting to see in the daylight) and ...

No holidays in August? Try telling that to your weekend.

SERVE
Sno-Conetails
What: Drizzle flavored syrup and your favorite liquor over shaved ice for the perfect party treat.
Why: Snoopy would approve.
When: You’re feeling frosty.
Where: Picnics, beach BBQs, ...

You’ll always remember your Dukes of Hazzard lunch box. But you’d never be able to get a whole bottle of Moët into the General Lee thermos.

You’ve never packed your own lunch anyway (after all, that’s what Mom and takeout ...

Aphrodite? Besides looking great in white, you and the goddess of love don’t have much in common these days. (You’re just happy if dude doesn’t show up wearing mandals.)

But Bacchus? There’s a deity you identify with. Bold and peppery ...