You always knew that your four-legged children were gifted.
Proof: the hunger strike that’s been going on since you left that article on lethal pet food lying around.
Biscayne Park-based Companion Animal Meals may be the answer for your finicky ...
Patient: Whiney Cooper
Doctor: Feelgood
Notes: Patient suffers from severe headaches, allergies, sensitive skin, chemical dependency (as in Formula 409 and preservatives), a fear of poisoning the cat, and guilt for contributing to the ultimate demise of Earth.
Diagnosis: All ...
Alice: I’ve had nothing yet, so I can’t take more.
Mad Hatter: You mean you can’t take less; it’s very easy to take more than nothing.
Except, of course, when you want to take everything.
Base Annex — the latest creative ...
The last time you had a loft, it was made of plywood and the cause of many late-night, Zima-induced ladder injuries.
But architect and designer Conrad Bonet, who created the interior common space of Neo Lofts (and won an award ...
You’re a faithful attendee of Cycle Beats with Tina, but all that’s come of it so far is a loathing for perky women with headsets and the metabolism of a 9-year-old boy.
Clayworks Studio will put a new spin on ...
A little word association.
Diesel fuel? Truck drivers.
Truck drivers? Large Marge.
Large Marge? Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.
That “other” gas never ceases to drum up images of crazy-eyed hillbillies in big rigs with naked honeys on the mud flaps.
Bounce houses, Sock’em Boppers, blow-up dolls …
Um, things that are inflatable? [Ding, ding, ding. Balloons. Confetti. Awkward half-hug with creepy game show host.]
You’ve just won $20,000 (pretaxes)! What are you going to do with it? Throw ...
Do, a dear, two female dears (opened a store).
Re, a drop of golden sun (in up-and-coming Midtown).
Miyo, a name it calls itself (short for Make It
Your Own).
Fa, a long, long way to run (for goods from ...
