Phat Camp
To encourage yourself to hit the gym after work, you asked your sister to text you “fat ass” every day at 5 p.m.
Then you shut off your phone.
For less hostile motivation, turn to Coral Gables Adventure Boot Camp. ...
Consign of the Times
The economic collapse is sad.
Unless you’re in the market for an antique armoire — then one man’s foreclosure is another man’s good fortune.
Stepping in to vet the debris, Midtown Consignment. Like a high-end brick-and-mortar Craigslist, the new Wynwood ...
Cheap Talk
For all Miami’s cheap talk (“Your lips look so natural!”), the city is pricey. But even in the land of $32 valet parking, there’s plenty to do for less than ten bucks.
1. Trek to Homestead for a $5 strawberry papaya ...
Mo’ Mommy, Mo’ Problems
Contrary to Hallmark’s insistence, we don’t all want to say, “Thanks for everything, World’s Greatest Mom.” Some of us want to say, “Don’t call so often, Crazy Lady.”
Regardless, you have to get her something. For ideas, just listen to ...
We Nailed It
Miami has it all. Sun, sand, ocean.
We’re missing only two things: employed straight men and cheap manicures.
Tackling one thing at a time, DailyCandy. And so may we present the first ever Polish & Prosecco: Thursday, 6-8 p.m., DailyCandy ...
Late Bloomer
Roses are red, violets are blue,
But you’ll take a flower in any hue.
Don’t wait around for chivalry,
Sign up for Green Options’s weekly delivery.
Maria Guerrero’s new Brickell store
Brings floral arrangements to your door.
Home, hotel, office ...
The Show Must Go On
Your wedding is going to be a big hit. You found your leading man and a producer (thanks, Dad). Now all you need is a little direction.
Playbills
Tell the audience who’s playing the bride and groom with illustrated stationery ...
Bear Trap
When you heard Lehman Brothers went under, you saw trouble ahead.
Lucky for you, Alyssa Newman saw a golden opportunity.
After listening to laid-off guys complain that they can’t afford ...
