You love your dive bars. The dimmer the lights, the sketchier the bathrooms, the better.

Of course, roughing it does have its disadvantages: no one you’d even think about leaving with (or even wanting to see in the daylight) and ...

No holidays in August? Try telling that to your weekend.

SERVE
Sno-Conetails
What: Drizzle flavored syrup and your favorite liquor over shaved ice for the perfect party treat.
Why: Snoopy would approve.
When: You’re feeling frosty.
Where: Picnics, beach BBQs, ...

Maybe it was that time you were arrested (okay, it was for trying to steal a “Hump” sign), or maybe it’s your severe Wonder Woman obsession. Whatever the reason, you love getting cuffed.

Justine Reynolds likes to get around, too, ...

You’ll always remember your Dukes of Hazzard lunch box. But you’d never be able to get a whole bottle of Moët into the General Lee thermos.

You’ve never packed your own lunch anyway (after all, that’s what Mom and takeout ...

A lot is asked of Miami women. Look smashing in a bikini in the middle of January. Wear heels, even if you’re just making a Publix run. And appear exotic at all times (no, we don’t care that you’re a ...

Aphrodite? Besides looking great in white, you and the goddess of love don’t have much in common these days. (You’re just happy if dude doesn’t show up wearing mandals.)

But Bacchus? There’s a deity you identify with. Bold and peppery ...

You went to a rave once (hoping to have a truly Go experience). Then you remembered you hate techno. Made the unfortunate mistake of not taking drugs. Fell asleep clutching a glow stick. Woke up with a Blow Pop in ...