Remember the sane, issue-free girl he fell in love with? The one who wasn’t at ...
Remember the sane, issue-free girl he fell in love with? The one who wasn’t at ...
Daisies in a pastel green colander. (Thanks, Uncle Murray.) A $5 bill in a flowery ...
At work, you’re known as The Taskinator. (“Brian, I have you down to make the ...
Getting cupcakes: eleven. On a scale of one to ten. Getting cupcakes to come to ...
Dads, like the men who become them, are available these days in all shapes and ...
Monday: soup. Tuesday: salad. Wednesday: soup and salad. (Yawn.) If your ears are as bored ...
As long as girls have to get half undressed and squat to do their business ...
We’re not the betting kind. But we’d say odds are pretty good you’re going to ...
You used to be a thoughtful, calm, and rational person. Then you got engaged. All ...
You’re standing in a crowded record store attempting to hum (over blaring emo-core) the melody ...