Dear Spot, I was bummed that you didn’t call after we hung out (with all ...
Dear Spot, I was bummed that you didn’t call after we hung out (with all ...
Thou art so prickly. And unreachable, O mini-cactus, unpettable pet. Thou art, nonetheless, unimpeachable. Our ...
A real friend would never post prom pics of you with big bangs and squeezed ...
Your dog is famous (on YouTube). Why not treat him like a star? Sandy No ...
Your pooch is picture perfect, but no one can tell from your crappy camera phone ...
You don’t have a profile on Facebook. Ditto for MySpace. People talking about WAPs and ...
In honor of Teri Hatcher’s birthday, don’t be desperate this weekend. NAP Hepper Nest Pet ...
Neil Young had King (the “best old hound dog” he ever did know). Barry Manilow ...
Take away the frosted hair, flashy Vegaswear, and element of danger, and what would Siegfried ...
Are you lonely? Is there a dearth of cuddling in your life? Do your friends’ pets ...