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Pizza Porn Party
What: The Upper East Side Garden throws a hoedown with grub from Che Sopranos, free beer, and Benny Hill flicks.
Why: There’s sausage on top.
When: Fri., 7 p.m.-midnight.
Where:
Contrary to Miami lore, taking vitamins with a mojito does not constitute healthy. Instead, use these tips to make your body sing.
Always on My Mind
Take a chakra class at the Miami Life Center (736 6th Street; 305-534-8988), Friday, ...
Dear John,
I hate to end things this way. I just couldn’t face you with my hair in its current state. It’s too fabulous. You’d have known I cheated.
And it’s true. I’ve found someone else: Cutler, the New York ...
Recipe
1 tub papaya-pineapple
1 container coconut milk
1 tube Kukui coconut lotion
1 strapping masseuse
Instructions
Mix ingredients. Rub.
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Hop ...
Summer myth: To swim is to shower.
Look, your armpits need a scrubbing, but your hair — the dirtier the better. Or so say the experts at Contesta Rock Hair.
Unknot that perma-ponytail in favor of the Goddess Twist. Here’s ...
Our muskets were bigger than their muskets.
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The Fourth of José
What: Local phenom José el Rey (along with rabid fans and bodyguards) celebrates the release of his debut CD.
Why: Nothing’s as patriotic as $1 PBR and Stella.
Once upon a time, in a swampy puddle off Biscayne, there lived a beautiful mosquito named Trixie. She was in love with Buzz, a handsome young stinger.
But one day Buzz got nasty on the hooch and tossed Trix around ...
The last time you unleashed your artistic creativity on some kitchenware, the public went wild.
Translation: Upon seeing your paint-splotched ceramic kitty mug, your mom smiled awkwardly before storing it for “special” occasions.
Just because your last masterpiece never saw ...
