Ever wonder what Justin Timberlake would taste like? (Vanilla beans, we guess.) Maybe you prefer Mick Jagger’s flavor? (Salty?)

Whomever you crave, get your fix with Purple Reign’s Rock Star wine tastings.

This is not your stuffy sister’s sip and ...

Saturday’s National Record Store Day. Spin your weekend right round.

DANCE
Sweat Records Turns 3
What: The indie music store throws a birthday bash with live performances, DJs, wine and cake, CD freebies, and an after-party at Churchill’s next door.

Chevy: Aren’t you filthy?

Porsche: What’s up with the dirty talk?

Chevy: No, Girl. You really are filthy.

Porsche: Butt out, Herbie. My owner doesn’t have time to schlep me to the car wash.

Chevy: Who needs to go anywhere? ...

This Sunday is National Watch TV Day. Not.

PLAY
Croquet & Croquetas
What: Cultures collide when folks play dignified English Whack-a-Mole while gorging on Spanish fried balls of meat.
Why: Es bloody divertido!
When: Sun., 4 p.m.
Where: Deering ...

You didn’t make it to your prom, but lack of a party dress was not the reason. (That honor goes to Chuck McIntyre, Asti Spumante, and vomit.)

Sadly, some girls don’t even have a dress to spew on. Don’t let ...

Spring weekend, had you a blast.

WATCH
Grease
What: The Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden begins its Movie Under the Stars Night with Sandy, Frenchie, and the gang.
Why: It’s the one that you want (ooh, ooh, ooh).
When: Thurs., 8 ...

After you lost the pot to Two-Bits McGee, who flopped a two-seven on the river, you swore you’d never fold again.

But if you play your cards right, folding can land you a winner. Like the Citizen Bike, the latest ...