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The Weekend Guide

Ready to rocktober?

SEE
Creature Feature

What: Videodrome by creeptastic director David Cronenberg and the opening of photo exhibit Creature Feature: Unexpected Eerie Images.
Why: A fright for sore eyes.
When: Fri. Film, 8:30 p.m.; exhibit, 10:15 p.m.
Where: Miami ...

Knead the Way

You’d buy a hybrid — if you weren’t on a ’93 Taurus budget. Do all your shopping at the organic grocery store — if you could survive on three meals a week. And totally invest in all new clothes made by well-paid ...

Delray of Light

You rarely explore that space between bubbe in Boca and filthy rich Aunt Deirdre in West Palm. Why not? Doesn’t a weekend in Delray Beach sound nice? (Yeah, we didn’t think so at first, either).

STAY
Enjoy maximum quaintness at ...

The Weekend Guide

We know our weekend looks good: no need to Care Bear stare.

BUY
25th Anniversary Care Bear

What: The commemorative white and silver bear with Swarovski crystal eyes comes with a DVD of the first Care Bears episode.
Why: You ...

Play That Funky Music, Wine Boy

“Just Like Heaven,” The Cure
“Umbrella,” Rihanna
“Kiss on My List,” Hall & Oates
“New Slang,” The Shins
“Girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne

You can tell a lot about people by their playlists. (Judging from the one above, we’re guessing: “Nostalgic pop ...

Flight of the Concords

There was a time when dining on vacation consisted of stuffing a loaf of bread in your backpack to last you the rest of, oh, the week. (That was also when your income came from the platelet bank and dad’s ...

The Weekend Guide

Let your freak flag fly.

PREP
Spiegelworld Auditions
What: Start practicing — the traveling cabaret is looking for acrobats, bearded folk, and anyone else with sideshow appeal.
Why: That third nipple deserves to shine.
When: Mon., 11 a.m.
Where: The ...

Green Piece

Dear Parentals,

Remember the time Cousin Amy was so excited about the pool she ran into the closed sliding glass doors? Or when Aunt Linda’s boob popped out of her suit while she was trying to climb on the inflatable ...