You’d buy a hybrid — if you weren’t on a ’93 Taurus budget. Do all your shopping at the organic grocery store — if you could survive on three meals a week. And totally invest in all new clothes made by well-paid ...

You rarely explore that space between bubbe in Boca and filthy rich Aunt Deirdre in West Palm. Why not? Doesn’t a weekend in Delray Beach sound nice? (Yeah, we didn’t think so at first, either).

STAY
Enjoy maximum quaintness at ...

We know our weekend looks good: no need to Care Bear stare.

BUY
25th Anniversary Care Bear
What: The commemorative white and silver bear with Swarovski crystal eyes comes with a DVD of the first Care Bears episode.
Why: You ...

“Just Like Heaven,” The Cure
“Umbrella,” Rihanna
“Kiss on My List,” Hall & Oates
“New Slang,” The Shins
“Girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne

You can tell a lot about people by their playlists. (Judging from the one above, we’re guessing: “Nostalgic pop ...

There was a time when dining on vacation consisted of stuffing a loaf of bread in your backpack to last you the rest of, oh, the week. (That was also when your income came from the platelet bank and dad’s ...

Let your freak flag fly.

PREP
Spiegelworld Auditions
What: Start practicing — the traveling cabaret is looking for acrobats, bearded folk, and anyone else with sideshow appeal.
Why: That third nipple deserves to shine.
When: Mon., 11 a.m.
Where: The ...

Dear Parentals,

Remember the time Cousin Amy was so excited about the pool she ran into the closed sliding glass doors? Or when Aunt Linda’s boob popped out of her suit while she was trying to climb on the inflatable ...