Thanks for tuning in, folks. Tonight on RadioDC, we bring you a West Village melodrama starring Sophia Brittan, owner of Victory Garden ice cream shop, and a baby goat.
“Hey, kid, share the wealth. I got big plans for soft serve and fro yo over here.”
“Your mom (a Beltane Farm grass-fed doe) makes naturally sweet and tangy milk perfect for chocolate and salted caramel ice cream. It’s unlike anything New York has ever tasted.”
“Meh? Imagine rose petal or lemon poppy yogurt served frozen and covered with Liddabit honeycomb candy, Deep Mountain Maple marshmallows, cacao nibs, and pistachios. We’re putting the dare in dairy here.”
“Plus it’s packed with vitamins and protein and easy on lactose-intolerant stomachs. Also in store: mastic-infused milk chocolate from Tumbador, soap, and lotion bars made with — you guessed it — goat’s milk.”
“Welcome to the winning team. Now hoof it.”
Victory Garden, 31 Carmine Street, between Bleecker and Bedford Streets (212-206-7273 or victorygardennyc.com).
Photo: Courtesy of Victory Garden