And we’re back.

WATCH
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
What: Two late-morning screenings of the Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds classic go down easy with mimosas and country brunch fixin’s (fried green tomatoes, chicken-fried steak).
Why: Warm up with a preshow bluegrass performance by Brooklyn-based Parton cover band Doll Parts.
When: Sat. & Sun., 11:30 a.m.
Where: Nitehawk Cinema, 136 Metropolitan Ave., b/t Berry St. & Wythe Ave., Williamsburg (718-384-3980).

SAY YES
Gabriella New York Sample Sale
What: The bridal shop takes up to 70 percent off gowns by Marchesa, Jenny Packham, Reem Acra, Angel Sanchez, Douglas Hannant, Sassi Holford, Amy Kuschel, Anna Maier, and more.
Why: Your big day could use a big discount.
When: Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 400 W. 14th St., at Ninth Ave., ste. 2a (212-206-1915).

SAVE
Eva New York Warehouse Sale
What: The indie designer store offers up to 80 percent off Henrik Vibskov, Silent by Damir Doma, Rodebjer, CourtShop, Diana Orving, Gary Graham, and Ana Graham.
Why: Collina Strada bags, tanks, and leather clothing are just $20-$250.
When: Today-Sun., noon-8 p.m.
Where: 355a Bowery, b/t 3rd & 4th Sts. (212-925-3290).

Bloomingdale’s Rug Annex
What: Take up to 75 percent off handmade carpets and mats from Pakistan, India, Afghanistan, Turkey, China, and Nepal.
Why: You resolved to spruce up your digs; an authentic Persian rug should do the trick.
When: Today-Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 W. 18th St., b/t Sixth & Seventh Aves.

CHUCKLE
50 First Jokes
What: A mini army of the city’s most hilarious veteran and up-and-coming comics kick off the New Year with laughs.
Why: It’ll be 50 shades of funny.
When: Fri., 7:30 p.m.
Where: The Bell House, 149 7th St., b/t Second & Third Aves., Gowanus (718-643-6510).

Photo: Universal Pictures / Everett Collection