Summer can mean many things to many people. A carefully thought-out suntan, open-toe sandals, alfresco dining, a reason to scope out a new deodorant, half-day Fridays …
Most important: the weekend getaway.
So unless you’ve got that sprawling pad in East Hampton, you’re probably going to mooch. We suggest you do it properly. Below, some rules, and a couple of houseguest gift ideas. If you, um, haven’t been invited anywhere…heck, buy something for yourself.
The DailyCandy rules: How to be a good houseguest.
1. Flush.
2. Wear deodorant.
3. Leave the Britney Spears CD at home.
4. Use your own goddamn razor.
5. Pick up your towel off the floor.
6. Don’t go around singing “Time to wake up!” just because you’re up at 8 a.m.
7. Don’t track sand into the house.
8. Don’t complain about your sunburn; it’s your own fault.
9. Leave the cat at home.
10. Save the bad jokes for the office.
11. Put the dishes in dishwasher (silverware heads-up!).
12. Don’t give your parents the phone number.
13. Zima is not an appropriate thank-you-for-having-me gift.
Black Hound Cookie Assortment from eluxury.com
Dean & Deluca Small Spice Rack
Payard Gift Basket from LuxuryFinder.com
Eleni’s Cookies
Melissa’s Centerpiece Vegetable Basket from eluxury.com
Sunflowers from Sparks.com
An English Pot from Spruce Florist
Steaks from Gachot and Gachot (suppliers to Peter Luger Steak House)
Pepper and Salt Shakers from RetroModern (in gift ideas up to $20)
Digital Camera from Oregon Scientific
Naive Lady Toilet Tissue
JaneFox Beach Bag
“The Rabbit” Corkscrew from Urbanfetch
Daniel Boulud Caviar from LuxuryFinder.com
Chinese Lanterns from Bellemart.com