You’ve got to love them fishnets.

You can be walking down the street, having the crappiest day, nursing a fierce hangover, incubating a monstrous pimple and the darkest of circles under your eyes — and know what?

Heads turn. You kind of feel like a bad-ass.

Clearly no new concept, the fishnet stocking. But Wolford, purveyor of all things simple, sleek, and overpriced, has the most comprehensive library of colorful “fishies,” with three styles and fourteen shades (including mango, magenta, and lilac). The ones from Fogal are pretty killer too.

To celebrate the breed, Wolford takes our StairMastered quads to the test with the “Best Legs in NY” contest. Anyone willing to have her (or his?) legs photographed in will be entered to win $500 in Wolford credit.

Just about enough to pay off half of a yearly membership at Equinox.