Fill in the blanks.

Martha Stewart is to staple gun as Madonna is to _________.

If you guessed “Bedazzler,” then you guessed right.

Perhaps you’ve read about it, heard about it, lusted after having one of your very own. Now you can.

For months now, insiders have been creating designs without paying such unreasonable prices. “It’s funny how much people spend on studded jeans, tees, or shirts,” says one shopper. “It’s like someone will spend $1,000 on something that could be $60.” (Make that more like $10.)

So embrace the do-it-yourself approach. We did some scoping (the Bedazzler is not an easy item to come by), and found the “It” one to have. The Brisk Set, can transform any tank, beanie, pair of jeans, or ho-hum tee from blase to chic. And pronto.

So hit 14th Street, pick up a pair of $3 gloves and a hat, and make them into something that would make even Britney Spears proud.

Not dazzled by the hands-on approach? Have items custom made at 2funkychicks.