That symbol of sexlessness, that portent of purity—the chastity belt—is back.

Yeah, you heard us: chastity belt.

Blame it on Viagra. Gisele Bundchen. Hugh Hefner. Sex and the City. A revolt against the silly slinky little belt trend.

Hell, what do we know? We just report on these things. But apparently the current Zeitgeist is making way for the comeback of the coochie cover.

Locksmiths say Tollyboy is the reputable way to go. But such guarantees of virtue don’t come cheap. $375 a pop. And we thought the Bracli was expensive!

Heck, at least you’ll save on those bikini waxes at Arsi and Haven.