On to the next dilemma: footwear. Well, calm down. We knew you’d be eager to show off your new pedicure. So we boarded the Jitney (affectionately known as the Cramp-Me, the Gyp-Me) in search of the perfect flip-flop.

We traipsed all over the Hamptons, checking out people’s feet. We hit pool parties on Meadow Lane, the strip on Main Street, the sands of Georgica Beach. And just when we thought we were going to collapse from exhaustion (or was that nausea?), we saw them: eM.Pea sandals—mesh flip-flops that come hand-decorated with Swarovski crystals.

Clearly this was old news to the star-studded set. The bedazzled sandals are being worn by Jewel. Hilary Swank has a pair. Kevin Bacon bought some for Kyra. Rob Thomas from Matchbox Twenty bought a pair for his wife. Even Jenna from “Survivor” put in an order. Need we go on?

Yeah, yeah, say the Hamptons girls, eM.Pea sandals are the perfect complement to a bedazzled cell phone or a daring bikini wax. And starting at $39, they won’t max out your AmEx. Can you say all that about the Prada mules you spent your last paycheck on?