You’ve got the get-up.
You’re wearing sparkle shadow. (You nymphette, you.)
Yay! Holiday party time!

But faster then you can say buzz kill, you show up at a neatfreak’s party. Libation horror sets in: They are only serving clear liquids. Red wine? Nope. O.J.? No way. Johnny Walker? Keep walking. Sigh. So much for the cranberry and vodka. Or actually…

Hit aisle 8, baby, and check out what all the It girls (and mothers of messy, active children) are raving about this holiday season: Ocean Spray’s white cranberry juice. Not only is it stain-free, it’s loaded with Vitamin C and is all-natural. (The berries are picked before they’re fully ripened.) Best of all, it tastes as great as the red stuff. Right now, you can only find it at Gristede’s. (Look for it nationwide in January.)

Our money says this clever little juice fares better than Zima or Crystal Pepsi.