Tax-bracket reality # 1: Diamonds. A girl’s best friend. Head straight to Tiffany. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Tax-bracket reality # 2: Candy. The way to a woman’s heart. Head straight to jenniferkellogg.com. Check out her awesome jewelry. Do not spend more than $200.

Cadbury Creme Eggs? No. Kellogg’s designs are more than an edible affair. They’re witty, beautiful, and fun. Thinking Easter? Her necklaces made from marshmallow bunnies mounted on silver are a delicious upgrade from the five-and-dime candy necklace. (Don’t squeeze too hard!) Over the bunny trail? She makes cufflinks based on the periodic table. And her bracelets bear gemstones arranged into Braille phrases. (“Feel your way,” indeed!) Cutest of all? Do-it-yourself flower necklaces.

Yeah, daisy chains. And save your pennies for Park Place. Or settle for the slums of Baltic.

Available online at jenniferkellogg.com.