We know.

You’re looking for a companion. Someone who will love you for who you are. Who won’t judge you or boss you around. Who’ll shower you with kisses every morning no matter how bad your morning breath.

Stop wasting your time on human beings.

A Cause for Paws has some of New York’s finest canines and felines up for adoption. The not-for-profit group rescues homeless animals from the streets and local kill shelters and gets them vaccinated and checked out. By the time they’re ready for you, most of the animals are already house-trained, neutered, and very well behaved. And they’re so darn cute, it won’t even feel like a mitzvah.

Can’t commit to a full relationship? We understand, and so do they. What makes Cause for Paws so special is that they’ll let you walk, pet, and play with the animals for just an afternoon.

Try getting fulfillment like that from your neighborhood singles bar.

To see the animals, check out acauseforpaws.com. To volunteer, call 212-340-1020, or visit their adoption booth every Saturday from 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. at The Pet Bowl, 440 Amsterdam Avenue, at 81st Street (212-595-4200).