A hole in your sweater. A run in your stocking. These are the indignities that — alas — the best of us have at one time or another faced.

Then there’s the classic snafu, that unforgettable moment when two minutes before your very most important meeting, the hem of your skirt comes undone.

If you’re the sort who has never eyed a stapler or a roll of Scotch tape in desperation, delete this now. You’re clearly too highbrow for us.

For the rest of you … salvation has arrived! Hollywood Fashion Tape. Practically invisible, the hypoallergenic double-stick tape gently secures any item in need of a quick fix. The three-inch adhesive strips are perfect for emergencies — before a job interview, a date, or — gasp! — on your wedding day. (May we dare suggest you even use it to silence a garrulous co-worker.) In any case, the gig is such: no more clumsy bra straps, no more unasked-for cleavage (you know, when that pivotal button just happens to — whoops! — pop off).

So next time, do yourself a favor. Drop the Swingline from your hemline, and rest assured that your boobs will stay in their tube.

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