New York - February 17, 2003

Slim Pickings

Ex Officio's Workout Briefs

You’ve finally committed to an exercise regime. Gym equipment is no longer the source of public humiliation. Yes, you — in all your glory — have finally mastered the Stairmaster.

Too bad you aren’t the only thing climbing, sweet cheeks. Those undies have also taken flight, riding up to where, well, to that place where the sun don’t shine. Trying to sweat gracefully was hard enough. Now you have to figure out how to discreetly pick your … You get the picture.

Dang. Why can’t those skivvies stay put?

They can. Ex Officio’s workout briefs are the new wonder underwear for tormented gym bunnies across the country. Brilliantly engineered to stay in place, they’re comfortable, lightweight, and antibacterial. And they breathe (even when you can’t, sport).

Well, there’s one less thing to be self-conscious about at the gym. So start stepping. Don’t let overachieving panties outdo you.

Available online at exofficio.com.