Stressed? Of course you are.

Grinding your teeth at night? We hear you. But that mouth guard of yours is, well, icky. No wonder your significant other has been coming to bed late … you drool hound.

So until someone with a patient ear, an impressive-sounding degree, and a high hourly rate cures the root of your TMJ (tempero mandibular joint disease), you might try the Jaw Release Treatment at Body Central.

Therapeutic ultrasound is used to unlock muscles in the jaw and neck, while a moist heat application releases tension in the shoulders. An eye compress, cranial adjustments, aromatherapy, and a light facial massage round out the service. Guinea pigs report a visibly refreshed face and overall rejuvenated expression.

Good. The sour-looking face that’s been greeting you in the mirror every morning was starting to stress you out.

As if you needed that.

Body Central, 99 University Place, at 12th Street, fifth floor (212-677-5633).